Plate Tectonics – The Non-Scientific Joke of Geology  

"O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:" I Timothy 6:20

"Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:1-4

The dominant theory of Plate Tectonics, which assumes Earth is allegedly experiencing some type of continental ‘demolition derby’, does not even deserve to be called science. Of course nearly every geological publication, writing, abstract etc. that has to do with “earth science” sure enough pays homage to the joke of geology; Plate Tectonics. Why is it a joke? The simple fact of “movement” being in the fingernail-length per year range should make most scientists wake up and smell the roses of reality regarding this whimsical theory, yet due to the sheer addiction that science has to this irrational idea that the continents are busy “rearranging” themselves in this multi-millennial lateral-type movement has indeed dulled the senses of most who profess to be an “earth scientist”.

This theory should have been nipped in the bud several decades ago, but with the discovery of the Mid-Ocean Ridges (MOR’s) during the 60's, the idea of “the breakup of Pangea” took hold. Sure enough according to "science", South America was once parked beside Africa some 200 “million” years ago and slowly "drifted" away… all because evolution is “true” and man evolved from 'primates'….  As a result of the repetitive teaching that the MOR’s are “spreading centers” (which is false as the very idea that the crust of the earth 'spreads' itself is beyond ludicrous), 'science' thought they had evolution in the bag, sealed, done… and a Biblical young Earth is forever in its 'scientific grave' thus categorizing the destruction of the Great Flood as simply a “religious myth” or better yet reduced to only a “local” event at best.

Above: The Matterhorn in the Swiss Alps. According to 'science', this mega monolith was due to a plate tectonic 'plate crash' fender-bender... at ~5cm/year... From wikepedia.com “The formation of the Matterhorn (and the whole Alpine range) started with the break-up of the Pangaea continent 200 million years ago into Laurasia (containing Europe) and Gondwana (containing Africa).” This statement is nothing but evolutionary mythology and does not even come close to providing a real answer to the question of how this and other mountainous piles of rocks formed. Of course recognizing the true power in which to literally stack and dry these rocks in situ, immediately blushes the face of 'science' because when the immense deposition process was taking place to literally build this edifice, nothing survived within hundreds of miles, and no doubt this cataclysmic process came to pass the globe over. Note that the alleged "breakup of Pangea" is the el numero uno 'answer' for the formation of the Matterhorn, thus evolution is indeed a siamese twin to mystical non-observed and only assumed super-dooper continent called "Pangea".

Plate Tectonics, the joke of geology, became the 'savior' of Darwinian evolution with the ever so slow continental ''bash ‘n crash' theology supporting the myth of Continental Drift and thus the non-scientific concept of uniformitarianism. Now, according to earth scientist, geologists, elementary school teachers, etc., geological features are all a result of “plate tectonics”, or “tectonic plates” (they tend to switch the words as needed for phonic effect...). This theory sounds good and everyone 'likes' it thus Plate Tectonics has indeed been literally engrained into Earth science and the masses cheer its 'blessed' name. No one dare ask the question if the irrational theory even has enough energy needed to literally stack and dry rocks in their current place because the truth of the matter certainly is a joke.

For example, the mm/year published “'movement' of continental mass does not even compute into the most basic of physics equations, kinetic energy; KE=M*V(sq.). In this basic calculation, M=mass, in which there is plenty of earthly mass, and V=velocity (in meters per second). Since plate tectonic, well, 'velocity' cannot be mathematically defined in meters per second without a long series of 'nils' trailing behind a dot, then one simply rounds it to zero. Thus when calculating Plate Tectonic energy, any 'plate motion' sure enough equates to ZERO… And I dare say the energy required to stack the Himalayas as well as all mountain ranges was much greater than zero, which is the net observed plate tectonic 'movement' or 'energy'; zilch.  Albeit 'science' continues to measure continental movement with a microscope, and thus Plate Tectonics is a geological joke because the very assertion that any micro-movement of "plates" created any geological features is nothing but a laughing stock (not to mention that measuring "plate" movement via GPS can be off by several meters). Plate Tectonics has NO energy, and thus is NOT dynamic and therefore had NOTHING to do with "building" geological features, period. Given this fact along with the observation that the Mid-Ocean Ridges were created via axial loading and buckled under intense compression (opposite of alleged "spreading"), then the Plate Tectonic theory is a farce and does not even exist.

Above: The Grand Canyon, one of the largest geological wrecks on the face of the globe. Its 'layers' have been defined by orthodox geology to be separated by 'millions' of years, yet when one opens their eyes and observes, one can clearly conclude that when all of these masses of rocks were being 'deposited', nothing was evolving. Their logic is mega massive destruction, then peace and tranquility... then another mega massive destructive event, followed by day lilies... and then another rock-pouring destructive event... The entire western portion of the United States is due to a massive geological wrecking ball process which included mega-massive volcanic eruptions coupled with a tremendous amount of sediment-saturated water laying down thousands of feet of 'wet' rocks that later dried, stratified due to thermal dynamics, shrank (contracted on a large scale) and cracked. The lower portion of the Grand Canyon is a grand magmatic (volcanic) intrusion which literally pushed up the terrain thus 'splitting' it. No doubt receding waters of the Great Flood further carved this testament to disaster. Humans are mere ants trekking over the global surface which bears the scars of the mega-massive destructive forces that took place during the Great Flood. The pamphlet that is given out at the gate of the park, immediately resorts to plate tectonics as an 'answer' to the Canyons vast formation in which they state that it was one a “subduction zone”. Clearly, Plate Tectonics is nothing but a geological addiction that has become the non-scientific leach sucking out any truth in Earth science.

Plate Tectonics is a pathetic joke that has unfortunately rooted itself as “fact” in earth science, and thus the setup for earth science, or false 'geology' to inevitably be unmasked exposing the Bible-bashing 'mob' of folk caught up in their futility of evolutionary theology which is steeped in non-scientific myths. This is truly unfortunate for there are many talented, thinking scientists who are 'shackled' to the Plate Tectonic theory due to peer pressure and repetition. If science stops 'preaching' continental drift via sea-floor 'spreading' and 'subduction', then they must address real geological issues which include answering the very basic question as to why the crust of the earth renders itself as an unmade bed.  The face of the Earth is indeed a geological wreck with volcanic, sedimentary and metamorphic rocks strewn everywhere not to mention all of the rift zones that in no physical manner opened up with plate tectonic 'micro-movement'. Truly, when the deposition process of rocks was taking place the globe over during the Great Flood, not a single creature was “evolving”, and since evolution has zero proof and truly is a fable, when the plate tectonic joke of geology comes down in light of true science that supports the Scriptural fact of a destroyed Earth, evolution will fall along with these "plates" and shatter into pieces. Until then, the plate tectonic joke of geology continues to be the number one act on the stand-up stage of evolution....

No respect... Da odda day I was parallel paaking my caa on forty-toid street... Soz I bashed into the paaked caa in da back, and den I crashed into da odda one in da front. A police offisa wualks up to me and says "what did ya do dat for?" And I says, "I was performing a demolition derby plate tekatonic expirament..." (laughter, laughter)

I tell ya dis teory gets no respect... When I was in grade school my science teacha asks me "Little Rodney, so what's your favorite plate besides spaghetti?" And I reply, "I'm coo-coo for da Coos-Coos plate...."  (laughter, laughter)

And den I asks da teacha who tells me da ouit is "billyuns" a yeaz old and we all came from hunched-ova primates, "Mrs. Whimzadoodle, what's da name of dat speshaal place dose scientists kuall where da continents were all bunched up tagedda like a meatball?" And she says "It's Pangea Rodney, every body knows about Pangea." And I says, "well, Mrs. Whimzadoodle, since no one has eva been ta Pangea, and science has ta be obzoivabal, den it's really just a bunch a scientific diahrrea right?" And den she looks at me like I'm some kinda moron and sends me ta da principals office. But I gotta tell ya, I'm still coo-coo for da Coos-Coos plate... (laughter, laughter)

No respect, I'm tellin ya da plate tekatonic teory gets no respect....

Soz I laytaa asks da teacha... "lemme get dis straight... according to da plate tekatonic teory, da sea floaa 'spreads'... and den 'sucks' itself back up again"... and Mrs. Whimzadoodle says "Little Rodney, you you're beginning to understand the idea of plate tectonics. You might make it through this grade after all."...soz I asks Mrs. Whimzadoodle, "Who exactaly were deez people dat made up dis plate tekatonic teory? Were dey some kinda scientific poivoits hangin' 'round forty-second street whatchin' peep shows???" And den dey expelled me from school, and nowz I make a livin' doing stand-up on wacky scientific teories... not a bad livin' afta all... (laughter, laughter)

No respect, I'm tellin' ya... da teory of evolution gets no respect...

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