NASA's Buddy System
“Hi Ma! Everything is going swell up here in the super ultrahigh vacuum of the moon! Here at NASA we have the Buddy System... We’re not flying to the moon solo Ma, and we 'landed' on it inside our tin-foil flier too! We won't tell anyone that the moon is moving east-to-west at Mach 82, so the desert will have to do.... Right now Ma I’m hooked up to my Buddy because my life-pack burst a hose and I ran out of oxygen. As you can see on the diagram below us Ma, the plumbing goes around our buttocks just in case we happen to run out of gas... NASA made these space suits real comfy. They’re pumped up to 5psi which is only roughly 10,000 pounds of total pressure on our bodies. Bending over is a bit tricky but I can still wave my arm... Noo Maa, I’m not too worried about Earth reentry at hypersonic 25,000 mph burning us up like a meteor in temps hotter than the sun… Guess what? NASA is going to let us play a little football while were up here!... Yeess Maa, I’m wearing my protective cup, you can see it on the outside of our space suits so don’t worry, grandkids are on the way even if my Buddy tackles me while I’m hopping around up here connected to these wires… These water-cooled life-packs sure work swell with their PVC hoses and metal clamps. Only two have exploded so far so it’s a good thing I have my Buddy up here with me…”
The above photo is of the inner workings of NASA's PLSS "lifepack" the astronauts used during the Apollo "moon walks" in which they could magically breathe 'recycled' air for up to 3 hours... The atmospheric pressure on the moon, according to NASA, is 2x10E-12 Torr. Those who are familiar with Ultra-High Vacuum phenomenon (UHV) know this negative atmospheric pressure of the moon is millions of times greater than UHV. Vacuum pressure in UHV range causes metals to become porous (especially aluminum) due to the extreme Free Molecular Range. You can clearly see that the "lifepacks" had PVC hoses with metal clamps (which could also be found inside the engine compartment of a '69 Chevelle SS...). Of course, water was running through these hoses to keep the spacemen from burning up and exploding due to the extreme negative vacuum pressure. Water, oxygen or any other gas/liquid for that matter would definitely explode... Yup, a PVC hose is an utter joke in this environment, thus the need for a well-planned Buddy System...
Above: Courtesy of National Geographic back in 'sixta-nine, the sheer lunacy of NASA's claims had no bounds. They claim that their space suits, or these magic 'marvels of engineering' could stop a bullet traveling 30 times the speed of one shot from a military rifle... Whoa... Perhaps NASA should issue every soldier, police officer and gang-banger a space suit, because these things are indeed bullet proof...
Above: A modified '68 Ford flatbed comes in real handy for "Moon walking" simulations...
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