Fred Sanford
"Esta! Whatchu talkin' 'bount aint noboby been to da moon?... You be talkin' out da side of yo neck!... I watched NASA land on da moon on my eight-inch... two-and-a-haaf channel... Magnavox..... Don't you be comin' ova hea sayin' all that Bible stuff 'bout da Earf not even movin'!... Yo 'ol prune face musta got chu kicked outa eighth grade science class..."
"Freeed Sanford... you heeeathen... If you'da gone ta church and paid attention to the Paasta pareachin' 'bout Creation, you'd know the Earf don't move like they be sayin' it does!... Romans woone and twentaaytwo... 'although they claaaim ta be wise, they becaaame fools'... And a bunch a fools at dat playin' like they be bouncin' on the surface of the moon afta they landed on it in some kinda craazaa tin-can... I done tooold my sista Elizabeth you wuz gullible... Laawd haave mercy.... They done got mo junk in the science claaass now than you got in yo livin' room!..."
NASA AS17-134-20462
-beep- "Hey Jack, do you think NASA will mind if we leave all this junk up here on the moon?" -beep- "Ah Gene, a little trash left up here on the moon is no big deal. Besides, the real junk is all the baloney science we're gonna pump into the system... Hey, I think I found a 'billion' year old moon rock!... I just knew we came from apes... Do you think if we collect a few hundred pounds of this stuff it will weigh us down on blast-off inside Mr. LEM?" -beep- "Jack, wake up buddy... we're still in the desert.... hmm, yet those moon craters in the distance kinda remind me of volcanic cinder cones on Hawaii... Never mind.... Hey, don't forget to leave the keys in the moon rod... Ahh Jack, one more thing... why did you remove the front porch to Mr. LEM and lean it up against the lander? How are we gonna crawl back inside?..." -beep-
"...we are going to see the beginnings at least of that movement of human civilization, the human, human species out in deep space..."
"...I think it comes from our primate ancestors who were worrying about falling off of limbs and things like that...."
Dr. Harrison (Jack) Schmitt, geologist who flew on Apollo 17 with Gene Cernan.
Above: Plaque on display at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida over the sample of a "Moon" rock. The erroneous claim that the Moon has "basalt" is nothing but evolutionary prejudice from orthodox "geology" (the subtitle to Darwin's book, The Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life, paved the way for "science" to use evolution against people of various races). The fallacy is the Moon does not have volcanoes nor volcanism; It has impact craters. Moreover, basalt will not form in the mega-vacuum environment of the Moon, but forms perfectly under atmospheric conditions here on Earth... Junk science on public display funded by our tax dollars...
"Calm down Pop!.... Aint nothin' you can do 'bout it now!... Just relax... Lies don't last Pop... Just you wait, it will aaall come faaallin' down before ya know it... The Good Lord is in control Pop..."
"Lemme go Lamont!!... I'm gonna get those sukas!... I can't baleive dat!... They done took my tax money and made a stupid TV show... Those jive turkeys just fed us a bunch a space junk!..."
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