Baikonur Beauty Salon
***If your hair is not becoming to you, then you need to be coming to Baikonur Beauty Salon, and NASA will do-up your doo!***
We specialize in all kinds of styles, from parabolic mild, to simulation wild! From static electric, to BIG-HAIR eclectic! Book a flight for a cosmo close-up, and NASA will hook you up! No worries about reentry causing vaporization at hypersonic, NASA's Special Effects Beauty Salon is on-it!!!
Directions: The Baikonur Beauty Salon is conveniently located on the steppes of Kazakhstan, just a tad-bit east of the dried-up Aral Sea man... The quickest way to get here is to head down to FLA via Intrastate-ninety-five, exit at Canaveral Cosmic Airport, and hitch a ride… All flights are direct, so book early and we will have your beauty supplies already checked…
Cost: Rides to Baikonur Beauty Salon vary, but typically $100,000,000.00 and some change should do. Note, this price does not include NASA doing-up your doo. So please include some extra tax jingle for a Salon visit, and we’ll make you look extra cool…Even Mr. President is down wid-it too...
Even the dudes at JAXA, are coming atcha, with a new doo...
But the First Lady, is gonna have to just say maybe...
And the cost of NASA's big-hair 'space' doos...
The $100,000,000,000.00+++ 'flying' Baikonur Beauty Salon...
And now a few Cosmo-clowns, have come back 'down', from NASA doin'-up their doo...
NASA's not running a circus, this 'greatest show ON Earth' is serious... NASA needs mo money, to keep in operation their astro-evolutionary space monkey...
Weebles do wobble, and NASA's comical clowns will fall down, after they are finished doin'-up every bodies doo...
"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
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