NASA's "Mr. LEM"
"He catches the wise in their
craftiness,
and the schemes of the wily are swept
away." Job 5:13
"Then we will no longer be infants, tossed back and forth by the waves, and blown here and there by every wind of teaching and by the cunning and craftiness of men in their deceitful scheming." Ephesians 4:14
A Lunar 'landing' will only be as successful as the equipment, which in this case is a utter laughing stock...
NASA - Grumman
"Hello Boys and Girls. My name is Mr. LEM. No, I’m not a washing machine even though I look like one. I'm a 2-stage rocket ship (with the computing capability of a pocket calculator) designed in 1965 to fly the astronauts to the moon. As you see I have a little front porch and a ladder so the astronauts can just open up the hatch door and climb right onto the lunar surface... My second stage launching pad consists of a the descent stage rockets and fuel tanks. I'm a blast to pilot while standing up..."
"My skin is made of very thin aluminum sheets with some reinforcements. All of my components are external, so the holes in my hull have to be sealed really tight in order to keep air from escaping into the super ultrahigh vacuum of the moon. Of course, back in the 60’s there wasn’t a vacuum chamber large enough, nor with enough power to simulate the 2x10E-12 torr mega vacuum of the moon, so NASA just winged it… I'm certainly no match for actually landing on the Moon, as that silver ball is moving east-to-west around Mach 82... I did get tossed around a bit in some docking maneuvers in a low earth orbit simulator, but then they just let me go and I burned up in the atmosphere... as do meteors and made-made tin-cans... I somehow managed however make it to the studio and the desert for some good still shots and videos. You can check them out on NASA’s historical archives website boys and girls...."
"I’m
worthy of coming to see at the Kennedy Space Center and at the Smithsonian.
Besides, I truly am the most
important flying machine ever invented by man… So please, pay me a visit.
Otherwise I may get a little sad… and sleepy… By the way,
since there are two of me left, NASA could just dust one me off, fix a few
switches, change a couple of light bulbs and I should be good to go for another
‘moon’ run. Maybe you guys can talk NASA into letting me go on another trip.
I’m sure everything will be just swell
after they pump me up at 5psi with 100% oxygen… OK boys and girls, now be sure
and eat all of your pork and scalloped
potatoes so you can have some delicious butterscotch
pudding for desert… Oh, and if you ever get to 'fly' me to the moon while standing
up at the controls, remember, I don’t have a potty…
or a sink… "
The above cartoon illustration from NASA shows how the ascent stage of the LEM detaches from the descent stage, or the lower portion of the craft. This lower section contains the main thruster as well as fuel tanks, fuel lines, electrical equipment, etc. The ascent stage thruster is directly above the descent stage thruster, i.e. a recipe for disaster upon 'takeoff' from the Moon (see below). Note also the "crewman (standing) in flight position" as well as "crewman sitting on engine cover". I suppose one could 'sit' on top of the engine in case they were a little low on fuel and needed a little extra boost...
In the cross-section drawing of the LEM above, the arrow indicates the ricochet that would inevitably happen upon “blast-off” from the moon certainly damaging all of the electronics as well as the oxygen and helium tanks located in this area, or better yet, the engine itself. Note also the inward swing of the hatch outlined in green (more below) as well as the extreme lack of 'space' inside this prop... excuse me... 'space ship'... (Don't forget that back in 'sixta-nine, Buzz Aldrin was able to fix the "blast-off" button on the Eagle with his handy felt-tipped pen. Gee, that sure was a 'close one', otherwise Neil and Buzz would have ended up being entombed inside Mr. LEM, if it were not for that felt-tipped pen...).
NASA
"The LEM was a flimsy-looking spidery-type vehicle. The crew compartment had no amenities whatsoever, it didn't even have seats. And the construction was just as light as could possibly be. For example the skin of the crew compartment (i.e. hull) was about twelve-thousandths of an inch thick aluminum. That would be like about three layers of Reynolds wrap put together. You could easily if you were careless put your boot or your foot right through that wall." Tom Kelly, Grumman Engineer for Mr. LEM, from Apollo 13 documentary.
"It turns out that the exterior portions of the Lunar Module are made up of mylar and cellophane put together with Scotch Tape and staples. We had to have pads on the floor because if you dropped a screw-driver it would go right through the floor. Holy Christmas and we are going to try to fly this thing?" Apollo 9 astro-not Jim McDivitt from Discovery When We Left Earth.
Above: One of the two original remaining LEMs (Lunar Excursion Module) at the Smithsonian. This is a shot of the upper hatch and as one can clearly see, the craftsmanship on this 'fine; piece of engineering is deplorable at best, and this contraption truly is held together with staples and tape... (Not to mention that a metal-to-metal connection at the circular ring between the LEM and Command Module would leak like a sieve, and of course gasketing won't work in the extreme VAC of space)...This non-tested, hand-built machine was all that NASA needed back in the 60's to dupe the masses. No doubt a 'three-foil-thick' hull would not even hold the required pressure in the extreme vacuum of space. The Moon VAC is over a million times greater than UHV phenomenon in which any container encasing a liquid or gas would be utterly ripped apart - violently. The sheer audacity that NASA claims to have been to the Moon six times inside one of these comical contraptions is nothing but a laughing stock. Since the Moon orbits our stationary Earth east-to-west everyday in 24 hours, 50 minutes and 28 seconds, translating to an orbital speed of roughly 65,000 mph, then it does not take a 'rocket scientist' to realize who will win that drag race between "Mr. LEM" and the Moon.... Therefore, NASA had to use the false heliocentric model for their "flight plan" to the Lesser Light, which requires the Moon to shift into reverse. Otherwise, 'landing' on the Moon that is moving east-to-west at Mach 82 would indeed be ludicrous, which it certainly is ludicrous... The buzzer is ringing, no more sleepy sleepy, wake up America...
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"Hey guys, can you believe NASA is letting us take all these camping gadgets to the Moon? We can even throw our dirty space suits in this tin-can washing machine after a day of collecting pretend volcanic rocks... Oh, and NASA wants us to be sure to set it on the spin cycle, and then we can film the Earth 'spinning' from inside Mr. LEM, but it will just be an illusion..."
"Yeah, and I can't wait to drive around up there in the 2x10E-12 torr vacuum of the Moon inside the Moon Rod to fetch a few rocks for the USGS so NASA can dupe all the geologists with junk science, and then can also take some pretty pictures of exploding stars. That's sure enough going to be swell... By the way, does this flying contraption behind us have a toilet? Or do we have to poop in our suits?..."
NASA - Apollo 13 Lunar Landing Press Kit
While camping out on the "Moon", the astro-actors were required to do their 'business' in a plastic bag in which they carefully had to stick to their buttocks... I suppose that when this 'moment' within the extremely limited confines Mr. LEM was taking place, the other 'astro' had to turn around... Anyway... After placing their bagged poop inside the empty food containers, this critical prescription as mandated by NASA no doubt became a stinky mess as soon as the astros opened the hatch to go 'outside' to take a peek-a-boo of the lunar surface. This is due to the fact that Mr. LEM did not have a decompression lock, or a vestibule as the entire crew compartment of the vehicle was decompressed prior to 'exiting', and then pumped back up with 100% oxygen after a days stroll of collecting "breccia" and "basalt" was over. Inevitably, everything inside the LEM was exposed to the extreme VAC of the Moon, including the bagged poop stuffed inside the empty butter-scotch pudding cans...(this exposure of course also included their varieties of grape drink, tooth paste, nasal spray and any other liquid or gas contained within a vessel, including the incandescent light bulbs... all kaboomy...). If you happen to own a vacuum chamber, do not try this experiment... (I hope, Lord willing, one day I'll have the opportunity to meet the individual who came up with this mandate so I can shake his or her hand. Every time I read this, my side begins to hurt. And despite NASA's existence to dupe the 'poop' out of the general public about 'human space flight' and the heliocentric myth, I thank God for them because they truly are absolutely hilarious...)
Above is a shot of an original LEM control panel. This highly 'technical' panel is nothing but a conglomeration of simple "on-off" switches as Mr. LEM never flew... Note closely the radar strength signal gauge. Since 'landing' on the moon which is traveling around our fixed-Earth east-to-west at Mach 82 is physically impossible, thus while 'flying' this three-foil-thick contraption standing up at the controls, nothing on this comical control panel really had to work. With a close inspection of the 'radar' gauge dial (below), one can clearly see that the needle is simply a graphic, and nothing more... Stage props do not have to work, and in the summer of 'sixta-nine, this prop called Mr. LEM worked swell in duping the masses about landing on the "moon"...
The 'signal strength' is pegged on 1.5... Good enough for a "Moon" landing...
"God is in the details". Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Architect
Above: This cross-section drawing by NASA of Mr. LEM is one of my favorites.... Since this three-foil-thick 'flying' engineering joke did not even have seats and barely enough standing room for two actors, then while the 'pilots' were taking a little R&R from collecting fake volcanic "moon rocks", they were, well, a bit cramped to say the least... I'm sure that simply sitting on the engine cover or the floor of the LEM was just as comfy as can be while the conditions outside on the moon are extreme... It's a darn good thing that NASA packed a variety of "grape drink" and "sandwich spread" for these much needed moments of repose while while in the desert... excuse me... on the "moon"...
NASA - Apollo 11 Press Kit
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Above: A cross-section drawing through the hull of the LEM. The diameter of the 'three-foil-thick' hull is roughly 8 feet while the floor space is about 4 feet wide by 3 feet deep... ever so slightly larger than a telephone booth... The clear cabin space is outlined in red, while two fully suited astros are outlined in blue. The green dashed line is the ever-so-critical hatch (more below). As one can clearly see, there is a "space" problem inside Mr. LEM. On Earth, the astro-actors were assisted by several men and a lift to 'suit up' with their "lifepack" (photo right) for various simulations. (NASA's LEM simulator was called the "Super-Simulator", no joke...). While camping out on the "Moon" inside Mr. LEM, of course they only had each other to help with the dress rehearsal, and the dexterity with their gloves on was minimal while also body movement was greatly hampered after being pumped-up to 5psi in a water-cooled pressure garment. Therefore accomplishing the task of 'suiting up', and physically exiting this 'fine' piece of engineering with their bulky "lifepack" strapped on was a joke. At NASA's duping 'theme park' in FLA, they have a computer generated simulation to show the masses that it was indeed easy-as-pie. Of course with today's computer technology, duping the masses sure enough is easy-as-pie...
Above: Of course one of the key engineering problems with "flying to the moon" is the design of the exterior hatch of a vehicle which would be subjected to the extreme vacuum of the void of space. Left is a picture of the Apollo 11 Command Module exterior hatch. This highly detailed, well designed and engineered hatch truly had to perform in high-altitude 'flight' during the drop. Note the intricate latching system with several latches around the perimeter of the hatch and the wonderfully detailed folding hinges. There is also a pump handle that was used to seal tight the hatch to the wall of the capsule. This hatch had to perform 100% without failure, or else the spacemen inside the Command Module would inevitably be doomed. In space, there would be several tons of negative pressure exerted on this hatch literally pulling it away from the vehicle. Note the LEM hatch on the right. This hatch had to meet the exact same performance requirements of the CM hatch with zero leaks, or otherwise the astros inside Mr. LEM would also be doomed. As one can clearly see, this hatch lacks the intricate latching system of the CM hatch and has only a single rotating "latch", and two flush-mounted flat hinges. The LEM hatch is clearly deficient, yet it 'performed' swell on the moon in no less than six 'successful' missions. Not to mention the LEM hatch also swings inward into the tiny floor space in which the astro-actors had to stand, thus further making an 'exit' onto the lunar surface while in a pressurized space suit a bit problematic... Yet for the Special Effects team at NASA, nothing is too problematic...
Above: Detailed drawing from NASA of the LEM hatch. Note the "emergency release lockpin" as well as the "quick-release hinge pins" allowing the emergency removal of the hatch. It sure was a swell idea that NASA included these 'safety features' just in case the astronots needed to make an emergency exit onto the Moon, say for example if there were a fire inside the LEM. This certainly would have been a high probability due to the LEM being pumped-up with 100% oxygen along with all of the 'on-off' switches in the control panels; a perfect recipe for an electrical fire. However, the astronots sure enough would have been 'safe' on the lunar surface if this or any of the other laundry list of potential emergencies were to occur. I suppose they were to just 'hang out' on the Moon for a while perhaps sipping some "grape drink" with their buddy system hooked up, until the fire department came to their rescue... Clearly, NASA's lunacy in the 60's had no bounds, and their craftiness to promote evolutionary lies about the Universe, is doubtlessly running on afterburners...
Buried in the National Aeronautics and Space Act of 1958, Under "Declaration of Policy and Purpose" Section 102 (f), is "demonstration programs". This phrase allows NASA to legally dupe the masses with all kinds of "demonstration programs" about space including Apollo, Hubble, Mars, ISS, etc. NASA is a duping agency working under the auspices of a "civilian" agency for "peaceful purposes for the benefit of all mankind" (Sec. 102 a). NASA knows that the Truth regarding the Geostationary Universe and the Biblical, observable fixed-Earth will not keep "peace" because the world system is set up against truth of God's Word, thus the agency has succumbed to the psychosis of evolution. This base evolutionary psychosis no doubt covers the remaining world's "space agencies" including the ESO, JAXA, and of course the Russian Space Federation, all of which know the insurmountable problems with human space travel, including Low Earth Orbit (LEO). Thus Special Effects is the name of the game and the crafty deception of space goes well beyond a fraudulent "Lunar landing", which will soon be exposed as well.
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Above: Astro-actor preparing to enter into NASA's "Super Simulator" as the Apollo program was simply a demonstration exercise in evolutionary futility. The 'mind' of NASA is controlled by the angel of the bottomless pit, or Apollo (i.e. Satan) as described in Revelation 9:11. Indeed, the statement below from my brother pretty much sums it all up regarding the "Moon" landing...
Above: The other remaining LEM on display at Kennedy Space Center, FLA....
"We went to the moon in that piece of crap?!?!?!"
Steve Masters
"And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;" Acts 17:26
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